The fear men have of menstruating women has not yet abated in the souls and imaginations of those who do truly fear it. We are well past the border of tolerance.
When the Taliban fled to their remote caves in Afghanistan, I was trying to think of what I might do to keep them there. We don't need to travel long distance any more. We have those who fear menstruating women in our midst, from the tippy top of the federal government to our next-door neighbors.
I propose to bomb and surround them with used "feminine" menstrual padding ... pretty simple.
They will not cross the line. Free. Harms no one. Caters to their deepest fears (yay!) and is a renewable commodity.
Lord knows! Any "Lord". Every "Lord". Even the little "lords".
I know you have questions about reloading. Here are some actual answers.
Are (ahem) feminine products available [at Disneyland] restrooms?
It says in the restrooms that things are available at City Hall but I have no idea what they have.
You could also go to the little Casino supermarket which is to the left
of the train station, just before the entrance to the park, they would
probably have things there and maybe a wider choice.
Here's another tip if you're bound for the Magic Mousedom.
Good way to get rid of those toxin-carrying "hygiene" necessities!
I've read that "tampons" are out among young women these days. What's a defense contractor to do with stores of them for the newly-entered fighting force of women combatants? There's a consumer war going on ... welcome to the new battlefield!
I'm just reporting.
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